人是爱犯贱的动物

我: 你们有无烟区吗?

没脑的服务员: 有,不过有时候客人也吸烟.

我:  不行,我要不吸烟的无烟区.

没脑的服务员: 小姐,你是不是怀了宝宝所以不能吸烟啊?

OMG!!!! The first thought that came out of my head was, do I look the part (ZB confirmed I did not)???!!! Next  I wanted to bitch slap her until she told me I didn't look pregnant. Don't worry I didn't do it, I was too tired after a weeks work to lift a finger, she was lucky.

我: 是啊.

没脑的服务员: 那, 我尽量安排不吸烟的客人坐在你旁边.

 

Its very fustrating that in China you have non-smoking sections that allow smoking, its even more sad that you have to be pregnant to have problems with inhaling the second hand smoke. Don't offer a non-smoking section if you can't provide that environment, it makes me mad when people blantenly smoke when they know they are sitting in a non-smoking section.

I miss you. I miss the Food Network, being able to access Facebook, all my beloved food blogs, all the good food, the homemade smoothies and cooking dinner 

Only a handful will get this "SICK SEE LA NAY"

Everything is in order, green light ahead, smooth sailing

You know what it is. The stuff that keeps you sitting on the toilet longer than you have to. Most people keep a stash of it in the washroom. What is it? Its reading material when you do your business in the washroom. Whether it be a newspaper, magazines or a book, it keeps you entertained because no one exactly likes to sit on the toilet and twiddle their thumbs. Our stash in the washroom is on overload, hehe

I hope tomorrow will be a productive shopping day  Its funny how when one is on a budget the more you want to spend

A handful of frozen strawberries, one banana, a few pieces of carrots (not for taste, just for the nutritional value), some yoghurt and some water makes one perfect smoothie

Muccers is driving me nuts! How hard is it to call back earlier if you are not coming home for dinner!?

我想知道一个人吃一个KFC家庭套餐是什么感觉. ZB, 你有什么见解呢, 毕竟你有经验

我有戒的, I'm weak, 忍不住诱惑才偶尔吃一两口

我今天特特特特特特特特特特特特特特特特特特特特想你.

我上瘾了. 早晚必上去看看. 看看菜熟了没有, 动物生产了没有, 还有能不能偷别人的, 都怪你ZB. 罚你送我大房子, 跑车, 彩虹菊, 还有一头羊!

他说他想我想瘦了, 我怀疑他瘦的全跑到我这来

没有我在他一定很闷, 所以他这个星期回家. 他说是回去陪他妈妈, 不过我说其实是他妈妈陪他, 呵呵

无聊啊...懒筋起...看看这...弄弄那...睡睡觉...吃吃饭...会不会太闲呢!?

是你放屁了吧...我那么远都闻到了, 可怜我家的红色被子

为了ZB我在开心网开了一个account. 天天没事干我就去偷他的菜还又动物. 幸好我还没上瘾, 不像某些人玩物丧志  不过我的魅力指数太低啦, 你们赶紧来偷我的菜吧!

一个人的"度蜜月"不好玩, 我想你了哦.

如果要用一个字来形容我的脾气就是: 急. 我最怕别人做事慢, 扭扭捏捏, 挪啊挪啊, 不懂我的意思我火就上来了. 这个坏脾气难改哦  所以说, ZB 真好, 不过我也没那么差, 我尽量改呗

This is an overdue post, but I thought I should try and jot down the main points for memories sake (ever since I sniffed the beautiful gas for the surgery, a good amount of my memory cells got killed off in the process):

 

-my bare arms tasted the sunlight for the first time in XX amount of years

-last minute "alterations" to my dress

-besides having the Cartier bracelet, my bloody eye added to the festive colours of the day

-ZB's Dad calling my Mom 妹妹

-witnessing and being part of a very local China Chinese wedding

-20 dishes stacked up on one table

-ZB's Mom gave us hand-made his and her blankets

-ZB's Dad talking so loud the mic popped "大家吃好好好好, 喝好好好好好好好好......."

 

I'm sure I'm forgetting the details.......but everyone is happy and life is back to normal (almost).

Still crispy, gooey and meaty. ZB thinks its cause I watch too much tv and surf too much online. I swear, most of the time I'm "listening" to the tv only.

If it were me, I would be a TVB dancer lor

I have gross eye crispies and slimey goobers in both my eyes......really gross. To top that off I have an extra piece of meat that more than likely will have to be snipped off sooner or later, when is this madness going to end!?

I got one row of stitches out today, technically it was painless, but I felt the string pop in my eye, a weird feeling I must say. There was a guy on the bed next to me getting stitches in and he was yelling in pain, it sent shivers right down my spine. I get all weirded out when I see or hear someone in pain, not nice.

Boohoo, I can't even eat good food to celebrate!  At least ZB bought me a cake  maybe he'll get me a happy lemon too!?